【汉译英200分相亲趣谈】 极品男人之太小气

讲述:XXX,女,28岁

说真的,男人小气能让我这种性格的女孩抓狂。记得有一次,约好和一个男的见面,打电话说在太原街某商厦楼下的肯德基见面,结果到了以后,我刚想进去找个位置坐下,他却提出再往前走几步去麦当劳,原因是他有麦当劳的优惠券。我说我爱吃肯德基,他却一脸诧异:“我们还吃东西吗?你出来没吃东西吗?”原来他手里的优惠券只能买饮料,碍于朋友的面子,我马上走开不太礼貌,就跟着他去了麦当劳,也想看看这种男人到底抠到什么程度,结果到了麦当劳,他才发现他的优惠券只能早上10点前使用,于是他转过脸对我说:“你渴吗?要不咱俩就坐会儿吧!”

我服了,坐了一会儿我实在受不了服务员的眼光,就起身要去买饮料,结果他说:“你不用给我买。”我也没客气就买了一杯,当着他的面咕咚咕咚喝下去后起身告辞了……
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To tell the truth, a stingy man would drive a girl of my character crazy. I remember one day when I made an appointment with a man. We made an arrangement on phone to meet in front of Kentuky Chicken on Taiyuan Street.
When we got there and I was entering Kentudy, he suggested we go to Mcdonalds nearby because he had its coupon. I said that I prefer Kentuky chicken. He looked very surprized and said, "Do we need to eat? Didn't you eat anything before coming here?" His coupon was only good for buying drinks. Reluctantly, I followed him to McDonalds to see how stingy he was. We found his coupon was valid only before 10 o'clock. He turned to me and said, "Are you hungry? How about just sitting here for a while."
I was totally astonished. After sitting there for a while, I stood up to go to buy drinks, since I could not stand the strange stares at us from waiters and waitresses anymore. He said,"Just buy it for yourself and don't buy for me." I bought one for myself and gulped it down in his face. We left McDonalds and said bye-bye to each other.
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第1个回答  2009-01-24
About: XXX, M, 28-year-old
To tell the truth,a chicken-minded man always drives a girl like me
crazy. The other day, I made a date with a man, we had chosen a KFC in
a department store in Taiyuan.When I reached there, I had no sooner chosen a seat than he
suggested walking ahead to Mcdonal's, since he had a courtesy card. I
preferred KFC,however, he said in surprise,"Will we eat? Haven't you
eaten anything?" MY GOD!I finally found out that he could only use his courtesy card for
drinks.In order not to be implite, I set out for Mcdonal's with him,
wondering how chicken-minded he would be. Immediately we reached
Mcdonal's, he turned around,"You are not thirsty, are you? How about just sitting
here for a while?"
i'm totally collapsed. After a while, i can't stand the glance from the waiter,so i got up and go for some drink. At this time,he said"you just buy one for yourself" I did as he said. When i finished the drink quickly,i got up and said goodbye to him.
第2个回答  2009-01-24
Actually, a mean guy can drive the girl like me crazy. I remembered once I went a date with a man. We both agreed to meet at the KFC at the bottom of the commercial building in Taiyuan over the phone.When we met,I wanted to go into the KFC and have a seat,but he said we could take a few more steps to the Mcdonald's,just because he had got the coupon of the Mcdonald's. I told him I liked to eat in KFC better than in Mc.He appeared quite surprised "Do we want to eat anything?""You don't eat anything when you go out?" Then i know the coupon could only buy us a drink. I felt it was impolite to leave immediately,for that will make my friend lose face. I followed him to Mcdonald's and i also wanted to find out how mean this man would be. We got to the Mc only to find out his coupon has lose its effectiveness and he turned around and said" are you thirsty.If not,we can just sit for a moment"

i'm totally collapsed. After a while, i can't stand the glance from the waiter,so i got up and go for some drink. At this time,he said"you just buy one for yourself" I did as he said. When i finished the drink quickly,i got up and said goodbye to him.
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第3个回答  2009-02-04
About: XXX, M, 28-year-old

Really, the men would let me have such a small girl crazy character. I remember one occasion, and made an appointment to meet a man, said to call in Taiyuan Street, a commercial downstairs Kentucky to meet the results of the later, go find a location about to remind me to sit down, he has put forward a few steps and then move forward to McDonald's, because he had McDonald's coupons. I said I love Kentucky, but he looked surprised: "We also eat it? Did not have anything for you?" Original coupons in his hands only to buy drinks, because a friend's face, I'll go away not polite, they followed him to a McDonald's, also would like to see this in the end to pull the men to what extent, the results of the McDonald's, he found that his coupon only before 10:00 am, and he turned to me said: "Do you thirst for it? Our or moment you sit down!"

I served, sit for a while I really can not stand attendant vision, on up to buy drinks, and he said: "You do not have to buy me." I did not buy a cup of kind, in front of him kutontkutong drink it up after the left ... ...
第4个回答  2009-01-24
About: XXX, M, 28-year-old

Really, the men would let me have this character stingy girls crazy. I remember one occasion, and made an appointment to meet a man, calling that a commercial buildings in Tai Yuen Street KFC downstairs to meet the outcome of the later, go find a location about to remind me to sit down, he has put forward a few steps to move forward again McDonald's, because he has the McDonald's coupons. I said I love Kentucky, but he looked surprised: "We also eat? Do you come out did not have anything?" So his hands coupons can buy drinks, because of a friend's face, I'll go away not polite, they followed him to a McDonald's, also would like to see this in the end to pull the men to what extent, the results of the McDonald's, he found his coupons only before 10:00 am, and he turned to me said: "You pay it?or later it took!"

I served, sit for a while I really can not stand the attendant's vision, it got up to buy drinks, he said: "You do not have to buy me." I did not buy a cup of kind, in front of him drink it up after the left ... ...
第5个回答  2009-01-29
说真的,男人小气能让我这种性格的女孩抓狂。记得有一次,约好和一个男的见面,打电话说在太原街某商厦楼下的肯德基见面,结果到了以后,我刚想进去找个位置坐下,他却提出再往前走几步去麦当劳,原因是他有麦当劳的优惠券。我说我爱吃肯德基,他却一脸诧异:“我们还吃东西吗?你出来没吃东西吗?”原来他手里的优惠券只能买饮料,碍于朋友的面子,我马上走开不太礼貌,就跟着他去了麦当劳,也想看看这种男人到底抠到什么程度,结果到了麦当劳,他才发现他的优惠券只能早上10点前使用,于是他转过脸对我说:“你渴吗?要不咱俩就坐会儿吧!”

我服了,坐了一会儿我实在受不了服务员的眼光,就起身要去买饮料,结果他说:“你不用给我买。”我也没客气就买了一杯,当着他的面咕咚咕咚喝下去后起身告辞了……

Really, the men would let me have this character stingy girls crazy. I remember one occasion, and made an appointment to meet a man, calling that a commercial buildings in Tai Yuen Street KFC downstairs to meet the outcome of the later, go find a location about to remind me to sit down, he has put forward a few steps to move forward again McDonald's, because he has the McDonald's coupons. I said I love Kentucky, but he looked surprised: "We also eat? Do you come out did not have anything?" So his hands coupons can buy drinks, because of a friend's face, I'll go away not polite, they followed him to a McDonald's, also would like to see this in the end to pull the men to what extent, the results of the McDonald's, he found his coupons only before 10:00 am, and he turned to me said: "You pay it?咱俩or later it took!"

I served, sit for a while I really can not stand the attendant's vision, it got up to buy drinks, he said: "You do not have to buy me." I did not buy a cup of kind, in front of him咕咚咕咚drink it up after the left ... ...