帮我找一篇短的英语笑话撒 简短 但是很好笑的

Question

急!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

1. Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”
Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!”

谁的父亲更强壮
威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。 威尔说： “ 喏，你知道太平洋吗？就是我爸爸为它挖的洞。”

比尔不屑一顾： “ 噢，那没什么。你知道死海吗？那是我爸爸杀死的。 ”

2.某次英文考试有两道翻译题目：
1）我穿上外套，却发现第一个扣子掉了。
2）他听见电话铃响，就过去接了电话。

正确答案应为：

1）put on my coat and found its first button was gone.
2）As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick itup.

但是某生的答案是：

1）Shit!
2）Hello?

3.老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.
并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是
玛丽。”

4.小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

老师说：Go ahead.

小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

老师说：Go ahead.

小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不
去？

小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！

5.某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am hongtao liu，外宾曰：我他妈还是方块七呢！