英语小笑话(带翻译)短些

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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
要真正能够让初中学生笑的
生词少一些

第1个回答  2020-08-20
a good boy
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第2个回答  2020-08-09
Master asked, "if you want to boil a pot of water and find that there is not enough firewood in the middle of the fire, what should you do?"

Some disciples said to find it as soon as possible, some said to borrow it, and some said to buy it.

Master said, "Why don't you pour some of the water out of the pot?"
师父问:如果你要烧壶开水,生火到一半时发现柴不够,你该怎么办?

有的弟子说赶快去找,有的说去借,有的说去买。

师父说:为什么不把壶里的水倒掉一些呢?
第3个回答  2019-12-01
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第4个回答  2019-01-21
1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行
第5个回答  2018-12-19
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行。"
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈:你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
汤姆:我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇瓶子了
Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆:威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他?
杰克:当然应该了。
汤姆:为什么?
杰克:否则他就该跟我借了。
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