谁有100字以下的英语小笑话，我要简单的

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

1,Two
birls
Teacher:
Here
are
two
birds,
one
is
a
swallow,
the
other
is
sparrow.
Now
who
can
tell
us
which
is
which?
Student:
I
cannot
point
out
but
I
know
the
answer.Teacher:
Please
tell
us.
Student:
The
swallow
is
beside
the
sparrow
and
the
sparrow
is
beside
the
swallow.
两只鸟
老师：
这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

Answer 2

I
Have
His
Ear
in
My
Pocket
Ivan
came
home
with
a
bloody
nose
and
his
mother
asked,
"What
happened?"
"A
kid
bit
me,"
replied
Ivan.
"Would
you
recognize
him
if
you
saw
him
again?"
asked
his
mother.
"I'd
know
him
any
where,"
said
Ivan.
"I
have
his
ear
in
my
pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”