1 There are two dogs,they are running.Dog A runs faster than dog B,when they arive the finally place ,which dog has more sweat?
Answer:Dog hasn't sweat.
(两狗赛跑,A跑得比B快,当它们到终点时,哪只狗流汗更多? 答案:狗不会流汗.)
2 When you eat a insect,you feel uncomfortable,when you eat two insects ,you feel more uncomfortable.When do you feel the most uncomfortable?
Answer:When you eat a half of insect.
(当你吃到一条虫时很不舒服,也就是恶心.当你吃掉2条虫时更恶心,当你吃掉几条虫时,你觉得最恶心? 答案:当你吃掉半条虫时.)
3 How to make eyebrow grow under the eyes?
Answer:turn upside down
(怎样让眉毛长在下面? 答案:倒立)
4 Two students hand on the same tests.Why the teacher don't think they were talking to each other during the test.
Answer :Because they all don't write anything on the tests
(两人交了两张一样的试卷,老师为什么没怀疑他们作弊? 答案:因为他们交的都是白卷.)
5 Which book you can't buy in the bookshop?
Answer:secretary
(什么书你不能在书店里买到?
答案:秘书.)
参考资料：我是东阳英语老师