英语的值日报告，内容如下，求翻译（请不要用百度翻译器，谢谢)

Question

大家好，我叫xx，很荣幸由我做今天的值日报告。今天是5月29号，星期四，天气是晴朗但炎热的。我最近在读一本小说，《活着就是恶心》，作者是Nicotine。我非常喜欢阅读，因为那是一件非常愉快的事情。我喜欢听古风音乐，我尤其喜欢听音频怪物、winky诗和河图的歌，那是一件非常享受的事情。我还喜欢听广播剧，我喜欢的广播剧有《小文正传》、《纨绔》、《祸害成患妖成灾》等，我很喜欢的CV有漠然、相爷、糖醋排骨，他们的声音真的很棒。

我喜欢自习课，因为那样我就可以看我喜欢的书了。我不喜欢数学课，因为需要动脑子，我也不喜欢运动，因为我觉得那很无聊，而且我很懒。我最喜欢的老师是历史老师，因为他很有趣，他是中等身材，留着短发。
我的朋友叫xxx，她不高也不矮，中等身高，留着黑色的直发。她是一个很可爱的女生。但是自从这个家伙有了男朋友后，就很少和我聊天了，诶，真是个重色轻友的家伙。但是我还要理解她，毕竟这是个很正常的现象，虽然我认为很幼稚。
然后，愿每个人在学校里度过美好的一天，虽然这是这是不可能的。

Answer 1

Hello, my name is xx, very honored to do by me on duty report today.Today is Thursday, May 29, the weather is sunny but hot.I recently read a novel, "to live is disgusting", the author is Nicotine.I like reading very much, because it is a very happy thing.I like to listen to ancient music, I especially like to listen to the audio monsters, winky, poetry and painting of the song, it is a very enjoy thing.I also like to listen to the radio, I like the radio "xiaowen of being wild", "wan ku", "the disaster into a demon infested with cancer", etc., I am very fond of the CV of indifference, ye, sweet and sour pork ribs, they sound really good.

I like ZiXiKe, because that way I can see my favorite book.I don't like math, because of the need to move the brain, I don't like sports, because I think it is very boring, and I'm lazy.My favorite teacher is my history teacher, because he is very interesting, he is of medium height, with short hair.
My friend is called XXX, she is not high also not short, medium height, with black hair.She is a lovely girl.But since this guy after a boyfriend, you seldom chat with me, alas, is really a heavy color light friend.But I also want to understand her, after all, this is a very normal phenomenon, although I think is very naive.
Then, wish everyone have a good day at school, although this is this is not possible.