our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried Chicken."
She daid I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, becasue everyone else laughted. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happend, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand, my parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my techer asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...
我们的老师问我最喜欢的动物是什么，我说： “炸鸡“。
她说这不好笑， 她不可能是对的，因为所有的其他人都笑了。 我的父母告诫我要讲实话， 所以我讲了。 炸鸡是我最喜欢的动物。 我告诉了我爸所发生的这件事，他说也许我的老师可能是保护动物协会的会员。 他说他们非常爱动物。 我也爱动物。 特别是鸡肉，猪肉和牛肉。 总之，我的老师让我去校长办公室。 我告诉校长发生的事情，他也笑了，然后告诉我再也不要这样做了。
第二天在课堂上老师问我最喜欢的有活动物是什么。 我告诉她我喜欢鸡。 她问我为什么，所以我告诉了她因为你们用它来做炸鸡。 她又让我让校长办公室。他（指校长）笑了，告诉我不要再这样做了。
我不理解，我的父母教我要诚实，但是我讲实话时我的老师不喜欢。 今天我的老师问我最崇拜的人是谁。
我告诉她是“Cononel Sanders" ，猜我现在哪里？ （哈，应该是校长办公室）
注： Conoel Sanders是肯德基创始人。
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