英语笑话带翻译Why are you smiling?

如题所述

A boat of animals ran away from flood. However, the boat was too small to keep all of them. They decided to throw one of them out by joke competition. A Monkey started confidently...When he finished, all laughed into tears but pig who kept a poker face. So the Monkey was thrown out. The boat went away...Suddenly, the pig burst into tears. Everyone gave the pig a weird look. (Why are you smiling) Pig screamed while rolling around: "Monkey is bad. That's a damn bad joke. Hahaha!"...

一船的动物逃难洪灾。结果船小了,装不下那么多。大家决定通过说笑话比赛来决定把谁扔掉。猴子自信漫漫地开说了。。。说完了大家笑死,就猪没有笑。于是大家把猴子扔水里,开船走了。过了会,猪突然笑趴下了。大家奇怪地看着他,笑个头? 猪一边狂笑,一边打滚,“猴子太滑稽了,真太好笑了。哈哈哈!..."

The story tells us: dont stick your neck out.
这个故事告诉我们,做人要低调。
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第1个回答  2011-01-31
Mary: Why are you smiling?
Tony: I'm thinking about school.
Mary: Why does that make you smile?
Tony: Because there is no school tomorrow.
Mary: Oh,I see.
Tony: Now you're smiling,too!
玛丽:你为什么在微笑?
托尼:我正想到上学的事。
玛丽:为什么那会让你笑了起来呢?
托尼:因为明天不上学。
玛丽:哦,我明白了。
托尼:现在你也在笑了!
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