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ããJ:EverybodysaysthatIâmhenpecked,butinfact,Iâmasstrongasatiger,(å°å£°)whilemy
ããwifeisWuSong.
ãã(æçä¸å°å¤çé¨å¤§å£°é)Iâmnotafraidofyou!
ãã(å
ç ¸åºä¸è¸ç,Jæ¥ä½å½æç¾çæ¤ç头)Then,Iâmafraidofwhom?
ããMywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
ããsmarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
ããthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
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ããMyGod!Whocanhelpme?(ä¸)
ããAct1
ãã(åºå¹ç»ææ¶,JMä½çªå¬ç¶)
ããJM(æææ£ä¸):Ican!
ãã(对é¨å
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ããL(æçå´è£,æ¿çé
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ããJM:Iâvetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallmeâmymostbeautifulgracefuland
ããdearestmother-in-lawâ.
ããL:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,whatâsup?
ããJM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
ããlazyâ¦â¦
ããL:Butâ¦â¦
ããJM:Neverinterruptme!
ããL:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
ããdaylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
ããandâ¦â¦
ããJM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
ããL(çæ°å°æ¥å¨çé
é²):Oh,youwantagrandson,donâtyou?(å¼å§è§£å´è£)Goandaskyour
ããson.Iâmleaving!(æ¯ä¸å´è£,æå¨JMçè¸ä¸,ä¸)
ããAct2
ãã(LMåå¨å°ä¸ææ¯çº¿,Læ¿çé
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ããL:Mum,Iâmback!
ããLM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
ããL:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherâin-law.
ããLM(æ讶,ä½éå³é²åºå¹¸ç¾ä¹ç¥¸çç¥æ
):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
ããmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
ããtome.Lookatyourselfâ¦â¦
ããL:But,mumâ¦â¦
ããLM:Neverinterruptme!
ããL:Mum,Iâmnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
ããIâllmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
ããLM(大å):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayorâssoninthemarket.Hesaid:âIfyoudaughter
ããHavenâtbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!âNowyouarefreeagain,Iâllgo
ããandtellhim.(ä¸)
ããL(ææ):What?Themayorâsson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(æä¸çé
ããé²æå¨å°ä¸)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(ä¸)
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ããJ(边走边é):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
ãã(èµ°äºå æ¥,å¨å°ä¸æ¡èµ·è¢å)Heretheyare!(é»ä¸ä¸) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
ãã(çªç¶æ³èµ·)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
ãã(ä»çèåä¼¼ä¹ååå«äºèµ·æ¥)Oh,Iâmsohungry!Butthereâsnobreakfast!(æ¡èµ·å°ä¸çå´
ããè£)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
ããshehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
ããJM(ä¸):Whereâsmybreakfast?WhereâsLunch?Hasnâtshegotupyet?
ããJ:Mum,canâtyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
ããJM(æ²åçå»):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
ããgirl,goandtakeherback!
ããJ(ç«æ£æ¬ç¤¼):Yesmadam!
ããAct4
ãã(Jå¼å¿å°èµ°çï¼å¿½ç¶è·³åºæ¥ä¸ä¸ªå¼ºç)
ããA:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
ããTheroadisbuiltbyme!(æ¬èééå°è¸©å¨ä¸å大ç³å¤´ä¸)
ããB:AndIplantedonetree!(亦æ¬è踩å¨åä¸åç³å¤´ä¸)
ããC:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩ç³å¤´ï¼ä½è¸©å°äºAçè)
ããAB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
ããJ(æéäºæ¯ä¸ä¸ªå£è¢ï¼æåº1è§ç¡¬å¸):Is1maoenough?
ãã(ä¸å¼ºçæåç¶ï¼æ¥çä¸äººèå¨ä¸è¾¹åé)
ããA:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
ããB:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
ããC:IheardthatthemayorâssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
ããrobthewedding!
ããA&B:Goodidea!
ããJ(æ讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?Itâsimpossible!
ããAB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
ããJ:ButLunchismywife!Wehavenâtgotdivorcedyet!
ãã(çªç¶æäºä¸»æ)Iâvegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,donâtyou?Iâllgo
ããwithyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
ããB:Haveyougotanyexperience?
ããJ:No.ButIâvegotthis!(Jè±ä¸éåä»éé¢æ¸åºä¸å¼ æ¯ç¥¨ï¼ä¸ä¹¦ï¼1ï¼000ï¼000)
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ããABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
ããA:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
ããB:AndIplantedonetree.
ããC:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
ããJ:Giveusallyourmoney!
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ããL(æåä¸å):Johnny!(ä¸é¡¾ä¸åå°é£å¥å°Jç身边并躲å°äºç身å)
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ããL(åç¶):Ihurtalot!
ããJ:Donâtcrybaby.Iâllgoandfetchthemedicine. (ä¸)
ããL(起身å»è¿½):Waitforme! (è·ä¸)
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