求大神吧下面这段话翻译成英文- -！！！急需啊！！！！不要翻译器的。

Question

每年央视315晚会都会成为全国网民聚焦的一大热点，今年央视315晚会邀请名人点评团对各种打假案例进行点评，其中明星何润东被网友截屏发现他发布了一条微博痛骂苹果，但最后竟有“大概8:20分发”这句话。该微博被火速删掉后何润东账号再次发布洁版#315在行动#微博。22点，何润东发布微博，声称账号被盗。
　　巧合的是，郑渊洁、留几手等明星微博几乎都是8:20左右发的相关苹果案例的点评，因而被怀疑是315晚会的托。然而，就在这些点评者微博斥责苹果的时候，细心网友发现不少点评者的微博显示来自iPhone客户端。这不免又引发了广大网友的大吐槽，“大概8点20发”也一夜之间成为网络流行语。
不怕神一样的对手，就怕猪一样的队友。央视员工发给何润东的微博最后两句是：「大概8点20分发。发时把最后一句删掉。」，然后何润东转发前就真的把最后一句删了。于是就有了这一出笑话。

Answer 1

每年央视315晚会都会成为全国网民聚焦的一大热点，今年央视315晚会邀请名人点评团对各种打假案例进行点评，其中明星何润东被网友截屏发现他发布了一条微博痛骂苹果，但最后竟有“大概8:20分发”这句话。 CCTV, 315 a year the one big heat that the party will become a national Internet users focus, CCTV 315 party invited celebrities this year review group to review of all kinds of fraud cases, the star was discovered by netizens screenshots he rundong he posted a weibo blackguarded the apple, but finally have "about 8:20 distribution" this sentence.
该微博被火速删掉后何润东账号再次发布洁版#315在行动#微博。 The microblog was rushed out after he rundong account once again issued a clean version of # 315 # weibo in action.
22点，何润东发布微博，声称账号被盗。 22 points, he rundong release weibo, saying that account was stolen.
巧合的是，郑渊洁、留几手等明星微博几乎都是8:20左右发的相关苹果案例的点评，因而被怀疑是315晚会的托。 Coincidentally, zheng yuanjie, leave a few stars such as microblogs are almost around 8:20 send apple case review, which was suspected to be a party of 315.
然而，就在这些点评者微博斥责苹果的时候，细心网友发现不少点评者的微博显示来自iPhone客户端。 Yet on these comments on weibo rebuked apple, careful netizens found many comments on weibo display from the iPhone client.
这不免又引发了广大网友的大吐槽，“大概8点20发”也一夜之间成为网络流行语。 This large, raises the people to vomit slot "about 20 at 8" also become network popular overnight.
不怕神一样的对手，就怕猪一样的队友。 Not afraid of god the same opponents, afraid of pigs as teammates.
央视员工发给何润东的微博最后两句是：「大概8点20分发。发时把最后一句删掉。」 CCTV staff to he rundong weibo last two sentences: "about 20 distribution at 8 o 'clock. When sent to delete the last sentence."
，然后何润东转发前就真的把最后一句删了。 And then run forward before it really had deleted the last sentence.
于是就有了这一出笑话。 And there was a joke.

Answer 2

去了解下法律和政府规定，苹果的是按照大陆法律和政府规定，如果和国外一样的售后的话，那是违法了，不要光看315评论，看看为什么这样，光是一个税收，不管多少钱买的水货，都要交1000大洋本回答被网友采纳