吃饭睡觉打豆豆英文翻译

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谁能帮一下忙啊！帮忙翻译一下下边这个小笑话~~非常感谢！
吃饭睡觉打豆豆

有位科学家到了南极，碰到一群企鹅。他问其中一个：“你每天都干什么呀？”那企鹅说：“吃饭睡觉打豆豆。”他又问另一个：“你每天都干什么呀？”那企鹅也说：“吃饭睡觉打豆豆。”他问了99只企鹅，都说：“吃饭睡觉打豆豆。”

后来他碰到了第一百只小企鹅，很可爱的样子，就问它：“小朋友，你每天都干什么呀？”小企鹅说：“吃饭睡觉。”科学家一愣，随即问到：“你怎么不打豆豆？”

小企鹅说：“因为我就是豆豆。”
谢谢各位，我是指把这篇笑话翻译为英文怎么翻译？你们的回答让我真汗~~

Answer 1

Eat Sleep play Doudou
scientist to the Antarctic, came across a group of penguins.He asked one: “ what you every day? ” “ the Penguin said Bean best play.” He again asked another: “ what you do every day? ” that Penguin also said: “ best play bean.” He asked 99 penguins, say: “ best play bean.” later he met the hundredth little penguins, cute look on his face, he asked it: “ you what to do every day? ” “ little Penguin best said.A ” scientists, and immediately asked, why don't you play “ bean? ” “ little Penguin said, because I am the bean.”

Answer 2

Eat sleeping dozen doug

A scientist at the South Pole, a group of penguin. He asked one: "you do every day?" The penguin say: "eat sleeping dozen doug." And he said to another, "aren't you do every day?" The penguins, also said: "eat sleeping dozen doug." He asked 99 penguin, said: "eat sleeping dozen doug."

Then he meets the hundredth little penguin, very cute, ask it: "kid, you do every day?" The small penguin say: "eat sleeping." Scientists one leng, then asked: "why don't you play doug?"

The small penguin say: "because I was doug."

Answer 3

有位科学家到了南极，碰到一群企鹅。他问其中一个：“你每天都干什么呀？”那企鹅说：“吃饭睡觉打豆豆。”他又问另一个：“你每天都干什么呀？”那企鹅也说：“吃饭睡觉打豆豆。”他问了99只企鹅，都说：“吃饭睡觉打豆豆。”

后来他碰到了第一百只小企鹅，很可爱的样子，就问它：“小朋友，你每天都干什么呀？”小企鹅说：“吃饭睡觉。”科学家一愣，随即问到：“你怎么不打豆豆？”

小企鹅说：“因为我就是豆豆。”

Answer 4

前99只企鹅，都是豆豆的亲人，豆豆不听话，but豆豆是不会打自己

Answer 5

你是弱知么,这都不懂,哎........