我高一 英语考试50多分150的卷子 老师让写2000字的检查 哪位大哥会啊 帮我写下 借鉴一下 注意情感要真实点

Question

大哥大姐帮下忙 2000字那 英语考了50来分（满分150） 老师让写检查 情感稍微真实点 朴实点

Answer 1

也就是写一下自己为啥没考好，失分的都是那些英语，例如是语法，完形填空，阅读理解，作文～告诉你的老师，接下来怎么通过补习把这些自己所不了解的学好，希望老师为你提供什么帮助，等等。其实2000字很容易就发挥完啦！其实我认为听力是很容易弥补的，多听多练，只要你花了时间在这方面，见效很快！加油啊！

Answer 2

Note to author: First off,that is a very low score. You should be very ashamed of yourself. You are a disgrace to all Chinese people. Everyone knows that Chinese people are smart. The least you can do is cheat so you would have a higher test score.

Now, Note to Teacher: I am very very very very very very apologetic that a student of your well-taught class received such a low score. I am very very very very very ashamed of myself. I am a disgrace to all Chinese people. My parents don't consider me their child. They consider me as their non-Asian child. Even though I resemble my daddy in many ways, I am merely his non-Asian child. I am very very very very very very sorry that I failed. It is all my fault because I chose not to listen to your excellent lectures on the very useful and important language, English. I instead chose to focus on my Chinese studies because people like Chinese people. They want to be like us but they can't. So they have to settle for speaking Mandarin in a terrible accent. It's so bad I can't understand them. I want to teach them the proper way of speaking Chinese, just like you want to teach me the proper way of speaking English. See? There is a famous ENGLISH quote that says, "The highest compliment is through imitation." So by imitating your ambition to teach me English, by trying to teach them Chinese, I am actually giving you a compliment. You're welcome. I hope you can see my appreciation of English and my sincerity of my failing a class as well-taught as yours.

P.S. Would a bit of extra Yuan help?

P.P.S. Would a LOT of extra Yuan help? You can finally buy that car then.

P.P.P.S. You will notice that my apology letter is in English, for your benefit.

Answer 3

你用的是什么版本的教材呀，我给你提供个学习工具软件，一个网校的全套的英语课件，或许可以帮上你。

Answer 4

作者注意：首先，这是一个非常低的分数。您应该对自己很惭愧。你是对全体中华儿女的耻辱。大家都知道，人民是聪明。至少我们可以做的是欺骗，您将有更高的测试分数。

现在，老师请注意：我非常非常非常非常非常非常抱歉的是，您和学生上课收到这方面的得分较低。我非常非常非常非常非常惭愧。我向全体中华儿女的耻辱。我的父母并不认为我自己的孩子。他们认为他们的非亚洲的孩子我。尽管我与我的爸爸在许多方面，我只是他的非亚洲的孩子。我非常非常非常非常非常非常抱歉，我失败了。这完全是我的错，因为我决定不听你出色讲座非常有益和重要的语言，英语。我反而决定把重点放在我的汉学研究，因为人们喜欢人民。他们希望能像我们，但他们不能。因此，他们不得不满足于一个可怕的发言口音普通话。这是如此糟糕，我不明白他们。我想教给他们的发言中适当方式，就像你要教我英语的适当方式。看见了吗？有一个著名的英国报价，指出，“最高赞美通过模仿的。”因此，通过模仿，试图教他们中国的野心，教我英语，其实我给你一个恭维。不客气。我希望你能看到我的英语和我感谢我的失败一类的诚意，同时也为你的教导。

P.S.将额外的元一点帮助？

P.P.S.会很多？协助的额外元你终于可以买的车随后。

P.P.P.S.你会发现我的道歉信是英文，为您的利益

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回复：鸡翅膀好吃818。你写的是什么东西呀？我看不明白！！