求一篇100字左右的英语故事或笑话（要翻译）！

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what‘s puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.
　　
　　A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said. "Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."
　　
　　"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.
　　
　　"I‘m not sure," Peggy relied. "I‘ve always been able to bear children. It‘s adults I can‘t bear.".
　　
　　青春期
　　
　　一天晚上，在准备晚饭的时候，我们十岁的女儿问：“妈妈，什么是青春期？”我的妻子此时正忙得不亦乐乎，所以她建议佩吉到字典上查这个词，然后她们可以再讨论它。
　　
　　几分钟以后，佩吉回来了。她妈妈问字典上怎么说。
　　
　　“青春期的意思是，”佩吉宣布：“一个女孩能忍受孩子的最早年龄。”
　　
　　“你怎么想呢？”我妻子问。
　　
　　“我不知道，”佩吉回答。“我总能忍受孩子。让我忍受不了的是大人。
　　
　　Note: bear children: 生孩子。bear 一词也可作“忍受”讲。
　　

Answer 2

92.Dis-Comcerting

　　I had been trying to get my friend Mike-a rock' n roll fan-interested in classical music. When I offered to purchase tickets to a Mozart festival, he willingly agreed to accompany me and seemed to enjoy the symphony.

　　After the concert, I mentioned how Mozart's music moved me. "At times, I can almost hear his voice in his music and I feel as though he's talking to me," I said.

　　Mike nodded his head in solemn agreement. "Yes," he said. "I know what you mean."

　　Feeling very pleased that I had made a "convert", I asked what he felt the music was saying to him.

　　He replied, "it said 'go to sleep, Michael. Go to sleep.

92.尴尬

　　我一直设法让我朋友迈克----一个摇滚迷------对古典音乐感兴趣。我主动提出购买两张莫扎特纪念节的票，他很愿意伴随我，而且似乎喜爱上了交响乐。

　　音乐会后，我捉到莫扎特的音乐如何感动了我。“有些时候，我几乎可以听到他在音乐中的声音，感觉到好像他在对我倾诉，”我说。

　　迈克严肃地点点头表示赞成。“是的，”他说，“我懂你的意思。”

　　我为已使他转变了兴趣而非常得意，我问他是如何感受那音乐的。

　　他回答说：“交响乐对我说：‘睡吧，迈克，睡吧。’”

Answer 3

A teacher tought little boys to recongise animals,he asked Tom :"Tom ,could please tell me what is the name of it on the picture?" Tom shaked his head and said:"Sorry,I don't know."But the teacher said :"Don't you really know?""Yes."The teacher gave some inference:"You can image when your mother call your father,what she would say?that is the answer."Tom thought it over and said :"Yes,I think I know."Before the teacher felt happy he asked a question:"MissX,but it that really a PIG?"