Went To His Mother With The Door
Once,Nasreddin was a boy,his mother went to his grandmother's house.Before she went,she said to him,"Nasreddin,while I am away,stay near the door,and watch it all the time."
Nasreddin sat down beside the door.After an hour,one of his uncles came.he said to Nasreddin,"Go and tell your mother that we are going to visit your house this evening."
He thought and thought,then at last,he pulled the door down,put it on his back and went to his mother with it.