第1个回答 2010-05-07
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”
“没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”
“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?
John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.
老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在,谁给我举个例子?
约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。
第2个回答 2010-05-05
楼上一妇女突然高声喊:LOOK OUT!楼下一男子应声探出头去看,结果被砸死。为什么?
答案,LOOK OUT除了 看 之外,还有当心的意思,因为花盆掉下去,所以妇女惊叫,当心!楼下的人以为外面发生了什么事让大家快看呢。
好像是这么讲的,呵呵。
第3个回答 2013-03-24
1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破?)
Silence. (沉默)
2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗?)
第4个回答 2010-05-05
Which one is the longest word in the English language?
smile,because there is a mile between the first and the last letter.