唐僧：你有多少兄弟姐妹？你父母尚在吗？你说句话啊，我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已。
唐僧：所以说做妖就象做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。（小妖甲开始呕吐。）
唐僧：哎，他明白了，你明白了没有？
唐僧：人和妖都是妈生的，不同的人是人他妈生的，妖是妖他妈生的……
小妖甲：我受不了啦－－！（拔刀自尽）
唐僧：你妈贵姓啊？
小妖乙：啊－－！（精神崩溃）
唐僧：看，现在是妹妹要救姐姐，等一会那个姐姐一定会救妹妹的。
唐僧：看，我说对了吧？（这里小妖乙在唐僧身旁上吊自尽了。）
唐僧：居然比我还快，你真行！
唐僧：小心啊！打雷喽！下雨收衣服啊！（从小妖晕倒一片。）
---------------------------------英文版的------------------------------Tang Seng: You have how many brothers and sisters » Your parents are still right » You Shui Juhua, ah, I just want to pay before dying in a friend only.
Tang Seng: So do the same man as monster, a kind heart, a kind heart, it is no longer a monster, is Shemale. (A Xiao Yao started vomiting.)
Tang Seng: hey, he understood that, and you did not understand »
Tang Seng: Health and the monster mother of all, different people who he is the health of the mother, his mother monster is the monster of Health……
Xiao Yao A: I can not stand the啦-! (Badao suicide)
Tang Seng: your mother name ah »
Xiao Yao B: ah -! (Mental breakdown)
Tang Seng: see, it is now to save her sister and sister later that will save the sister.
Tang Seng: see, I say to the point » (Xiao Yao B here in the next Tangseng hanged himself.)
Tang Seng: even faster than I am, you really will!
Tang Seng: carefully ah!喽thunder! Rain or clothes ah! (Xiao Yao from a collapsed.)
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