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Answer 1

" Cool " is a word with many meanings. It means a little bit cold at first. As the world has changed, the world has got many different meanings.
" Cool " can be used to express feelings of interest in almost everything. When you see a famous car in the street, maybe you will say, " It's cool! " You may think, " He's so cool. " when you see your favorite soccer star. "
We all enlarge the meaning of " cool ". You can use it to mean " new " or " surprising ". Here is an interesting story. It shows the way the word is used. A teacher asked her students to write about the waterfall they had visited. One of her students just wrote, " It's cool. " Maybe he thought it was the best way to show what he saw and felt.
But the story also shows some people do not have enough words. Without " cool ", they have no other words to show the same feeling. Can you think of many other words like " cool "? If you can, they are very " cool ".
翻译：
" Cool "是个有许多含义的单词。一开始，它的意思是有一点冷。随着时代的变迁，这个单词就有了很多不同的含义。
" Cool "在几乎在所有事情上可以用来表达情感。但你看到街上有辆名车，或许你会说：“真棒！”当你见到你最喜欢的足球明星时你会想：“他可真酷呀。”
我们都扩展了" Cool "一词的含义。你可以用它来表示“新”或者“惊人的”。有这样一个有趣的故事，说明了这个词的使用情况：一个教师让学生写他们曾经见过的瀑布。其中一个学生写到：“它可太棒了。”或许他认为这是他所见所感的最好表达方式。
但是这个故事也反映出有些人的词汇量不足。没有" Cool "这个词，他们没有别的词汇表达相同含义。你还能想出别的类似于" Cool " 的词汇吗？如果能，那也一定很" Cool " 的。
1、We know that the meaning of the word " cool " ________ .
A. has always been the same
B. has changed a lot
C. is difficult to use
D. is easy to remember
2、The word " enlarge " means " _______ ".
A. 扩大 B.显示 C.明白 D.知道
3、If you see something ______ , you may say, " It's cool. "
A. interesting B. cold C. different D. unhappy
4、 When everybody is using the word " cool ", the writer seems to be a little _______ .
A. worried B. amgry C. happy D. sad
5、The writer suggested （暗示）that the word " cool " ________ .
A. can be used in many ways
B. usually means something interesting
C. can make our language full of color
D. has too many meanings
答案：1. A 2. A 3. A 4. A 5. C
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A Man and His Cat
A man has a cat. he likes her very much. At the meal time the cat sits at the table with him. The man eats with a knife and a fork, but the cat eats from her plate. Sometimes, when she finishes her dish, her master will give her a bit of his food. He shares his meal with her.
One day, the cat is not at the table at the meal time.
" Ah! Where is my pussy? " asks the man.
His wife says, " can't you eat without her? "
So the meal begins without the cat. Before the meal is over, the cat rushes into the room and jumps up into her chair quickly. She has two mice in her mouth, and before anyone can stop her, she drops one into her own plate, and the other into her master's plate. " Dear me! " cries the woman. " A mouse in your plate! "
" Hush, " says her husband. " This shows that she is a nice cat. She knows what friendship is. She wants me to share her meal as I have share mine with her. "
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译文
《一个人和他的猫》
一个人有一只猫，他很喜欢这只猫。每当吃饭时这个人都叫猫坐在桌前一起吃。人用刀叉吃饭，猫则直接从盘子里吃。有时猫不够吃，主人就把自己的食物分给她一点，他们共享食物。
有一天吃饭时猫没有出现在饭桌旁边。
“哎呀，我的猫哪去了？”这个人问到。
他妻子说：“难道没猫你就不能吃饭了？”
于是这个人就只好自己吃了。在快吃完时，小猫飞快地冲进屋子跳上自己的椅子。她的嘴里叼着两只老鼠，在别人还没有反应过来时，她把一只老鼠放到自己的盘子里，另一只老鼠放到主人的盘子里。妻子喊道：“天呐！你盘子里有一只老鼠！”
丈夫说：“嘘，这表明她是一只好猫。她懂得友谊是什么。她想让我分享她的食物，就跟我让她分享我得食物一样。”
阅读短文并回答问题：
（ ）1、Who loves the cat most in the story?
A. The man. B. His wife. C. The writer. D. The mouse.
（ ）2、Where does the cat sit when she has meals with her master?
A. She often sits with her master.
B. She often sits under the table.
C. She often sits on the table.
D. She often sits in front of the table.
（ ）3、The man isn't very happy when he has meals without the cat, is he?
A. Yes, he is. B. No, he isn't. C. Yes, he does. D. No, he doesn't.
（ ）4、What does the cat have in her mouth ond day?
A. She has some rice. B. She has two fish.
C. She has two apples. D. She has two mice.
（ ）5、Why does the cat put the other mouse in her master's plate?
A. Because she is afraid of him.
B. Because she hates him.
C. Because she wants to give.
D. Because she wants to show her friendship to her master.
答案：1. A 2. D 3. A 4. D 5. D

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