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Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not asleep?
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在 *** 尔民间文学以及整个 *** 尔社会生活中,笑话作为重要的娱乐形式之一,占据着重要的举足轻重的地位。下面是我带来的简单的
短篇英语笑话
,欢迎阅读!简单的短篇英语笑话精选 enior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating ...
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一个人去参加化装舞会,但是没有穿什么奇装异服,而是在背上背了个女孩。于是主人就问说你这装得是什么啊?他就回答说:“我是个蜗牛。”主人就说:“你就背了个姑娘你装什么蜗牛?”他于是回答说,我可不是随随便便背了个姑娘,伙计,这是Michelle“这个
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迪克年龄七岁,他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天,妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩,自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。孩子们玩了个把小时,在四点半的时候,姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子,并对他说:“喏,迪克,给你刀子,把这块蛋糕一切为二,给你妹妹一块。不过,你得记住要...
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(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?
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他将带着一个愉快的心情回来的。” “你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。4.Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒 Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you aquestion. Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know, father...
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our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried Chicken."She daid I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, becasue everyone else laughted. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad...
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有一次,一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹,因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人,把他带进另一间教室,并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后,一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来,问道,“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”二 Who's More Polite?A fat man and a skinny man ...
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A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes.Frantically, she called to the father outside."Your son just swallowed a nickel ...
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Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校---慢行。"Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?Tom: I've just ta...
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