英语小笑话及中文翻译

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

Nest
and
Hair
My
sister,
a
primary
school
teacher,
was
informed
by
one
of
her
pupils
that
a
bird
had
built
its
nest
in
the
tree
outside
the
classroom.
"What
kind
of
bird?"
my
sister
asked.
"I
didn't
see
the
bird,
ma'
am,
only
the
nest,"
replied
the
child.
"Then,
can
you
give
us
a
description
of
the
nest?"
my
sister
encouraged
her
.
"Well,
ma'am,
it
just
resembles
your
hair.
"
Notes:
(1)
inform
v.告诉
(2)
nest
n.窝;巢
(3)
description
n.描述
(4)
encourage
v.鼓励
(5)
resemble
v.
相似;类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外
的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”
I've
Just
Bitten
My
Tongue
"Are
we
poisonous?"
the
young
snake
asked
his
mother.
"Yes,
dear,"
she
replied
-
"Why
do
you
ask?"
"Cause
I've
just
bitten
my
tongue!
"
Notes:
(1)
poisonous
adj.有毒的
(2)
Cause
I've
just
bitten
my
tongue
因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。
句中
Cause
是
Because
的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
A
Woman
Who
Fell
It
was
rush
hour
and
I
was
dashing
to
a
train
in
New
York
City's
Grand
Central
Terminal
-
As
I
neared
the
gate,
a
plump,
middle-aged
woman
sprinted
up
from
behind,
lost
her
footing
on
the
smooth
marble
floor
and
slid
onto
her
back.
Her
momentum
carried
her
close
to
my
shoes.
Before
I
could
help
her,
however,
she
had
scrambled
up.
Gaining
her
composure,
she
winked
at
me
and
said,
"Do
you
always
have
beautiful
women
failing
at
your
feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
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