麻烦,帮我找一下又短又有趣的英语小故事吧(1.5分钟讲完的那种)

有中英文对较的比较好~(不要低B笑话)

第1个回答  2008-05-03
My smart Dog

Dogs are smart. Many dog's owner would train their dogs to do different tricks,

like train them to sit, stand, shake hands…etc.

Training dogs is really an education for the dogs and owners in how to teach the dog to live in harmony with humans. Moreover training will add variety to the dog's life and help to prevent boredom.

I have a dog called Chin. It is a smart dog too. Do you want to know how smart it is?

Last Sunday, I tried to train Chin to do an unusual trick, fetched slippers to each of our family members. I gave Chin to smell my slipper, my mum’s slipper and my dad’s slipper. It was very clever because it could distinguish which slippers belonged to. “Chin, go and give this slipper to mum.” I said. Then it fetched the slippers to mum. “Time passed through quickly. It times to sleep.” I thought.

On the next day, I returned home from school as usual. Chin was very smart because it fetched me my slippers. In order that, I give Chin a biscuit as a reward. Then I went back my room and started to do homework. When I was doing homework, I noticed that Chin was in and out of room for many times.

“That must be something wrong.” I thought. I turned round and saw what happened. “Oh my dear, there is a hill of slippers!” I shouted. Beside the “hill”, Chin was wagging and looking at me. I knew that it wanted to eat biscuit and I gave it a packet.

At night, Chin didn't eat its dinner anymore because it felt so full.

Why? Because of the packet of biscuit.

After that day, I think Chin is the smartest dog in the world. Do you agree?

参考资料:i from hk~^^

第2个回答  2008-05-03
1,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.


只鸟

老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

老师:请说说看。

学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

2. The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

4. A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。
第3个回答  2008-05-03
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