谁知道几个非常简短的英文小笑话？？急用

Question

要简单，不要很难的单词，本人英语比较烂，希望大家集思广益，谢谢大家... 要简单，不要很难的单词，本人英语比较烂，希望大家集思广益，谢谢大家 展开

Answer 1

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hey
Are
Directly
from
America
Not
long
after
an
old
Chinese
women
came
back
to
china
from
her
visit
to
her
daughter
in
the
Sates,
she
went
to
a
city
bank
to
deposit
the
U.S.
dollars
her
daughter
give
her
.
At
the
bank
counter
,the
money
was
real.It
mady
out
of
patience.At
last
she
couid
not
hold
any
more,
uttering
:“trust
me,
Sir,
and
trustthe
money
.They
are
real
U.S.
dollars.
They.are
directly
from
America.
”
汉译：
真美钞
一位中国老妇人到美国去看望女儿回来不久，到一家银行取存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真仔细的检查了每一张钞票看，是否有假。这种做法使老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，是从美国直接带来的。\”
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