最好笑的中文和英文笑话

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

Let
me
take
it
down
An
elephant
said
to
a
mouse
,"no
doubt
that
you
are
the
smallest
znd
most
useless
thing
that
Ihave
e
ver
seen
."
"Pless
,say
it
again
.Let
me
take
it
down
."the
mouse
said
."I
will
tell
a
flea
what
I
know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Answer 2

Problem
with
gas放屁的问题

A
little
old
lady
goes
to
the
doctor
...
and
says,
"Doctor,
I
have
this
problem
with
gas,
but
it
doesn't
really
bother
me
too
much.
They
never
smell
and
are
always
silent.
As
a
matter
of
fact,
I've
farted
at
least
20
times
since
I've
been
here
in
your
office.
You
didn't
know
I
was
farting
because
they
don't
smell
and
are
silent."
The
doctor
says,
"I
see.
Here's
a
prescription.
Take
these
pills
3
times
a
day
for
seven
days
and
come
back
to
see
me
next
week."
The
next
week
the
lady
goes
back.
"Doctor,"
she
says,
"I
don't
know
what
the
hell
you
gave
me,
but
now
my
farts
...
although
still
silent...
stink
terribly."
The
doctor
says,
"Good!
Now
that
we've
cleared
up
your
sinuses,
let's
start
working
on
your
hearing."
有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。”医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。”一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭！”医生说：“太好了！你的嗅觉正常了，现在开始治听觉。”