第1个回答 2011-12-30
A lot of people ask me
Where the fuck I've been at the last few years
Shit I don't know
But I do know, I'm back now
HAHA
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Dre I'm down here, under the ground dig me up
Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up
Sixty sluts all of 'em dying from mass afixial
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
Dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads
Enough oxycotin to send a fucking ox to rehab
Wack job in the back with a black stocking cap
Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
(you can't say that) yes he can
I just did faggot now guess again
Better text message your next of kin
Tell him shits about to get extra messy especially when
I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement
So faggoty faggoty faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy
No raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be
Yes it can be the fucking anti christ is back Danny
Its Satan in black satin panties
This is Amityville calamity got damnit insanity pills
Fanny pack filled with zanax
Through every nook and cranny
Lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk neglociet looky
Razor balades wit me to make you bleed
Cases of maboline make up lay on the table of weed
Slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me
Until he jumps out the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Six seaman samples Seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a after the shoot at Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds
With glad bags, yeah glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
Fucking doctor I didn't understand a damn what he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten
Bitin' into a fucking Vicodin like I 'am viking
Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, fuck Jason it's Friday the nineteenth
That means it's just a regular day
And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
Fucking Lesbians shouldn't of had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging to stay.
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming
To spit back an abundance
Hit a fag with onions
Then split a bag of Funions
Mad at me understandable
Cannibal shooting animal
Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a Trick of Treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Vorheys with a forty
Stuck a repository up his ass
And made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Elector a fucking nectarine
And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a fucking whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krougar and Edward Scissor hands too
And came out with a little scratch oww
Looking like I got into a fucking pillow fight with a triple fat goose
Insanity can itbe ity, where's the humanity
In havin a twist of fantasy with a arm an leg amputee
Straight jacket with 108 brackets
And a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut ya fuckin head off and ask where you headed off to?
Get it headed off too?
Medice this headaches awful, this anistetics pathetic so is the diabetic waffel
And this prostetic arm keep crushin my hard taco
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
雷电暴雨来袭
现在无处可逃。也无所遁形
我瞬间消失，你想知道我怎么做到的
你在找我吗？我在地下！
雷电暴雨来袭
现在无处可逃。也无所遁形
我瞬间消失，你想知道我怎么做到的
你在找我吗？我在地下！
dre 我在下面，在泥土之中，把我挖出来吧
我的小腿骨折了，是的，来吧我修理好吧
60个婊子窒息而死
在他们从克里斯托弗.里夫的鸭嘴形吸水杯里吸到尿后
他的病房里到处都是一次性水杯，带着毒素的洁肤棉
止痛片多到可以把一头妞送进戒毒所
在我的后面有个带着黑色绒毛帽子的同性恋
他一边看拳击比赛，一边冲着冰球恐怖面具自慰
（他不能说这个！）是的他可以，我刚刚说了，同性恋
现在再猜猜会发生什么？最好发短信给你最爱的家人
告诉他们情况可能会发展到无法抑制的地步
特别是当我再次炫耀我有多酷
把一个女同性恋扔到还没干的水泥地上
这些恶心的同性恋们。曾经破旧的的布娃娃安和安迪
现在要改成安迪和安迪，不，这怎么行，不可以改
当然可以这么改，因为反基督教徒但丁回来了
这回可是穿着黑色丝绸内裤的恶魔撒旦
这是艾米提小镇的血光之灾，去TM的精神病药片
我包里装着是xanax牌安眠药
我查看了无数女人的下体只是为了寻找变性人
牛奶和饼干洒在我的性感内衣上，真是秀色可餐
我随身携带的剃须刀可以让你流血
美宝莲牌的化妆包放在一堆da麻烟丝中间
slim shady？他早已经和我一起变成一个遥远的神话了
直到有一天当你在小便的时候，shady会突然从马桶里跳出来！
雷电暴雨来袭
现在无处可逃。也无所遁形
我瞬间消失，你想知道我怎么做到的
你在找我吗？我在地下！
雷电暴雨来袭
现在无处可逃。也无所遁形
我瞬间消失，你想知道我怎么做到的
你在找我吗？我在地下！
6份jing液取样 17缕头发
在VanityFair杂志拍照现场的摄影器材车上被发现
汉娜.蒙塔娜准备和占有了她的人私奔
在有床幔的床上，我会像切蜜瓜般把她切开
还有我的快乐小口袋，是的，我很这样子复活我很开心
去年是个悲剧，我在众目睽睽下进了戒毒所
去TM的医生，他说的话我一句都没听懂
我计划着离开这鬼地方的第一时间就吃药
我在Brighton戒毒所呆了两个星期，药瘾一丁点都没减
一出戒毒所我就像野蛮的维京海盗一样狂吞维柯丁（vicodin一种止痛片）
电闪雷鸣，这可能预示着将要发生什么
我需要一次通灵解读未来
去TM的杰森（《13号星期五》中的杀人魔）今天可是19号星期五
说以在这个普通日子而不是那个变态星期五
我的脑子里想的却是这样邪恶的事情
这个女同性恋不应该合拢她的双腿，挡住了我进出的道路
我锯掉了她的双腿，强暴了她，他现在怀了我的种
居然还恳求我希望能留在我身边
雷电暴雨来袭
现在无处可逃。也无所遁形
我瞬间消失，你想知道我怎么做到的
你在找我吗？我在地下！
告诉媒体的音乐评论家们，我复出了
我会用绕舌反击别人到他体无完肤
我要用洋葱暴打一个同性恋，知道他爆炸炸成一包炸洋葱脆片
生我气了？可以理解
食人魔把动物当炮弹射着玩
把动物装上去枪膛瞄准并射伤别人
现在邪教教主带着他的精英死党们过来了
准备把万圣节边城小孩子要糖果，不给就捣蛋的节日
我要让迈克迈尔斯看上去像个骗子，去除他的所有能量
把他的刀换成鲜花和广告宣传单
我要用啤酒瓶狂砸杰森
再在他的下身插上药物栓剂再让他给我讲故事
我要给Hannibal Lecter（《沉默羔羊》主角）塞一只水蜜桃
让他坐在水果蔬菜中间好好给他说教
他要转型成素食者
我走在ELM街上，用最快的速度拔出我的球棒
跟佛朗迪和剪刀手爱德华大打出手
打完架自然免不了一点皮肉伤
这好像我和一只超级肥鹅打了一场枕头大战（到处都是羽毛）
精神失常？还是虚荣幸在捣乱？人性在哪里？
当我对着切掉了胳膊和大腿的身体产生了变态的性幻想?
我现在穿着有108个扣环的精神病束身服
捆绑带从我背后绕两圈然后被锁环固定好
把你的头砍下来然后问你你要去哪？
懂了吗？落地的头能去哪？医生这个头痛真的很可怕
你用在我身上的麻醉剂毫无作用
就像这块低糖华夫饼一样味如嚼蜡
还有，我的假胳膊行动不方便，总是弄碎我的塔克玉米卷
雷电暴雨来袭
现在无处可逃。也无所遁形
我瞬间消失，你想知道我怎么做到的
你在找我吗？我在地下！
雷电暴雨来袭
现在无处可逃。也无所遁形
我瞬间消失，你想知道我怎么做到的
你在找我吗？我在地下！